Hey, Angie?

[x_multipleman]

Um, this might be kind of a weird question, but . . . is there some important reason why your mom is following me around and muttering to herself in French and crossing herself? It's kind of starting to wig me out. Did I do something to offend her or something? I remembered deodorant this morning and everything.

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[x_multipleman]

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x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:11:55 UTC
Loaves and fishes, Jamie.

It only makes sense. Jeanne d'Arc had visions, Peter spoke in tongues and there was this terribly nice fellow who multiplied food, maybe you've heard of him.

I'll go get her right now and have a chat with her about my friends not being the messiah.


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x_crowdofone
August 11 2004, 12:13:04 UTC
Your mom isn't like this all the time, is she? Because that's downright scary. I mean, imagine me starting a religion.


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x_cypher
August 11 2004, 12:15:17 UTC
Oh dear. *giggle* It shouldn't be this funny, but I'm game for being the first convert to Jamieism. ;-)


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x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:16:58 UTC
I want my domain spells if I am going to convert.


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x_crowdofone
August 11 2004, 12:18:21 UTC
See, then we need to figure out what my domains are. And whether you're willing to use a rubber chicken as your divine focus. :)


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x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:23:18 UTC
Tasha's Hideous Laughter maybe?

... okay, I am putting this book away and not looking this up. This is far, far too nerdy.

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[x_multipleman]

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x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:16:06 UTC
She really only gets like this when she is under a lot of stress.

I would be more irritated, but I am -far- too amused at the idea of Jamie Madrox, Son of God.

Madroxians? The High Church of the Madroxites?


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x_crowdofone
August 11 2004, 12:17:24 UTC
The Madri, maybe?

Nah, that sounds dumb.

And I'm so telling my parents about this. Knowing my mom, she'll get way too amused about explaining that no, I was not a virgin birth.


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x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:24:52 UTC
Ew. Can we not ever talk about parents having sex? Please?


*blank look*
x_rahne
August 11 2004, 12:47:18 UTC
Why is that any worse than talking about other people having it?


Re: *blank look*
x_tarot
August 11 2004, 12:52:32 UTC
I do not want to talk about anyone else having sex -either-, really.

Oh hell.


Re: *blank look*
x_rahne
August 11 2004, 12:59:00 UTC
Fine with me.

Actually...

...Very much fine with me. Right.


Re: *blank look*
x_tarot
August 11 2004, 13:00:15 UTC
...

Damn. I'm sorry, Rahne. I did -not- mean to upset you.


Re: *blank look*
x_rahne
August 11 2004, 13:12:14 UTC
It's all right. I was thinking of something else.


Re: *blank look*
x_tarot
August 11 2004, 13:14:29 UTC
Wait, now I am completly and utterly confused.


Re: *blank look*
x_rahne
August 11 2004, 13:22:40 UTC
I might be too. Never mind?