Jamie Madrox ([personal profile] x_multipleman) wrote 2017-11-21 08:02 pm (UTC)

x_tarot
May 4 2006, 03:25:38
Perhaps we are some kind of interdimensional void magnets. They seem to happen with irritating regularity here.

If you still cannot find them, Doug has.. a variety of aspirin.


x_crowdofone
May 4 2006, 08:01:28
Nah, Kitty found 'em for me. Because she is the best.

I'm a little surprised I actually slept last night, once I got to sleep. I mean, you'd think "building-full-of-giant-weird-biological-phone-cord plus formless-void-empty-of-everything-except-bigots-pushed-past-the-limits-of-conventional-sanity plus reminders-of-past-trauma" would give a guy some sort of freaky dreams or something. Maybe the headache ate them.


x_tarot
May 4 2006, 08:17:46
Oh good.

Maybe the aspirin ate them. Mutant aspirin with nightmare-destroying superpowers.


x_crowdofone
May 4 2006, 08:23:32
I'd hope we'd get an announcement or something if the school got a new student who looked exactly like a bottle of aspirin.

. . . Geez, I hope we would, anyway. Because if not, I've been doing some kind of weird groping/cannibalism thing all morning.


x_tarot
May 4 2006, 08:25:47
No, I think Doug already ate the new student who looks like aspirin earlier this week. You should be safe.


x_crowdofone
May 4 2006, 08:34:32
That dirty cannibal. I should have known.


x_tarot
May 4 2006, 08:35:57
I cannot possibly thing of any response to you that does not somehow turn into something that results in people making lewd comments.

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