x_cable April 21 2004, 13:32:29 UTC I am amused. Really. This is my amused face.
(Bazookas are highly overrated. Too heavy, and there are many other more efficient ways to do that much damage, if it becomes necessary. And yes, I know you weren't wanting a serious answer to your question, Jamie, but this is what happens when someone asks me about guns.)
x_tarot April 21 2004, 13:33:54 UTC Remind me -not- to make jokes like this anymore. They suddenly seem very, very inappropiate.
x_cable April 21 2004, 13:49:25 UTC Angie, people have been making jokes in my general direction about guns and overcompensation for a lot of years now. Sort of goes with the territory. Sometimes, like now, I laugh. Others, I laugh, and do other things too.
And now I'm all awash in nostalgia. I wonder if that bartender in Melbourne's ever forgiven me... I mean, I did send him a cheque for the structural repairs...
x_tarot April 21 2004, 13:51:14 UTC Okay. I just did not want to offend.
You destroyed a -bar-?
x_cable April 21 2004, 13:53:48 UTC Not completely... there was still a wall or two standing. Sort of. And part of the roof! Can't forget that.
(Tequila is bad. Bad, bad, bad. But then, surly Russians who question your masculinity when you've had too much tequila are dumb. It all evens out.)
x_tarot April 21 2004, 13:56:03 UTC You destroyed -most- of a bar?
Tequila tastes nasty. Why would anyone want to drink it?
x_cable April 21 2004, 14:01:59 UTC Well, it wasn't just me, to be fair... and actually, the SWAT team was very understanding, once we got everything straightened out. After all, they were fond of their guns too.
And tequila tastes lovely, Angie. That's the problem.
x_tarot April 21 2004, 14:03:34 UTC I confess to being -very- curious.
Not any tequila I've had. Nasty.
x_cable April 21 2004, 14:09:20 UTC Heh. Maybe when you're older. On both counts: the full version of that story is about a '6' on the Inappropriate-Meter, and tequila is an acquired taste.
x_tarot April 21 2004, 14:11:30 UTC Not one I intend to acquire any time soon.
x_cable April 21 2004, 14:19:12 UTC More power to you. As I said, tequila is bad.
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April 21 2004, 13:32:29 UTC
I am amused. Really. This is my amused face.
(Bazookas are highly overrated. Too heavy, and there are many other more efficient ways to do that much damage, if it becomes necessary. And yes, I know you weren't wanting a serious answer to your question, Jamie, but this is what happens when someone asks me about guns.)
x_tarot
April 21 2004, 13:33:54 UTC
Remind me -not- to make jokes like this anymore. They suddenly seem very, very inappropiate.
x_cable
April 21 2004, 13:49:25 UTC
Angie, people have been making jokes in my general direction about guns and overcompensation for a lot of years now. Sort of goes with the territory. Sometimes, like now, I laugh. Others, I laugh, and do other things too.
And now I'm all awash in nostalgia. I wonder if that bartender in Melbourne's ever forgiven me... I mean, I did send him a cheque for the structural repairs...
x_tarot
April 21 2004, 13:51:14 UTC
Okay. I just did not want to offend.
You destroyed a -bar-?
x_cable
April 21 2004, 13:53:48 UTC
Not completely... there was still a wall or two standing. Sort of. And part of the roof! Can't forget that.
(Tequila is bad. Bad, bad, bad. But then, surly Russians who question your masculinity when you've had too much tequila are dumb. It all evens out.)
x_tarot
April 21 2004, 13:56:03 UTC
You destroyed -most- of a bar?
Tequila tastes nasty. Why would anyone want to drink it?
x_cable
April 21 2004, 14:01:59 UTC
Well, it wasn't just me, to be fair... and actually, the SWAT team was very understanding, once we got everything straightened out. After all, they were fond of their guns too.
And tequila tastes lovely, Angie. That's the problem.
x_tarot
April 21 2004, 14:03:34 UTC
I confess to being -very- curious.
Not any tequila I've had. Nasty.
x_cable
April 21 2004, 14:09:20 UTC
Heh. Maybe when you're older. On both counts: the full version of that story is about a '6' on the Inappropriate-Meter, and tequila is an acquired taste.
x_tarot
April 21 2004, 14:11:30 UTC
Not one I intend to acquire any time soon.
x_cable
April 21 2004, 14:19:12 UTC
More power to you. As I said, tequila is bad.
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