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It's a beautiful day.
Jul. 24th, 2003 10:18 amI'm in an amazingly good mood. I'm probably also going to be making vroom noises a lot. Don't mind me. :) Ms. Blaire, do you have time to take me driving this weekend? I really want to get my license as soon as I can.
Also, I put together that list of Evil Kryptonite Mutants as seen on "Smallville." It's over half the show. Sticking it behind cut, everybody's welcome to comment.
I was going to put in a little minirant about how it's really annoying seeing Superman beat up mutants every week, but I'm in too good a mood.
1-1: Electric guy.
1-2: Bugboy.
1-3: Pyrokinetic coach.
1-4: Shapeshifting girl.
1-5: Heat-sucking guy.
1-6: Fountain of Youth.
1-7: Fat-sucking vampire (the heck?)
1-8: Jittery guy. Not sure about this one.
1-10: Invisible stalker people.
1-11: Mind-controlling salesmen--hey, at least one of them wasn't evil this time.
1-12: Not really a mutant this time, but People Who Aren't Clark With Powers Go Crazy, and Clark's all happy to be normal.
1-13: Tattooed jocks walk through walls. Was this before or after Senator Kelly mentioned Kitty in that hearing? I forget. Either way, this one really horks me off.
1-16: Telepathic kid. Not evil, for once, but still freaks people out.
1-17: Back to the evil crazy mutants. Disintegrator guy.
1-18: Psycho bee-controlling girl tries to win the student council elections, in what may be the stupidest plot ever.
1-19: Telekinetic artist . . . yes, you guessed it, flips out and kills people.
2-2: Evil pheromone-wielding gold-digger.
2-5: Jekyll-and-Hyde kid kept locked up in his parents' basement . . . breaks out and goes on a rampage. Yeah, they like their rampages, those mutants.
2-6: Age-sucking lady. Okay, we've had heat-suckers, fat-suckers, and now age-suckers. I think it's safe to say the show sucks. ;)
2-8: The telepath kid is back. Still not evil. Yay, the exception, I guess.
2-9: Would it be biased of me to say this is the worst episode of the entire show? Speaking as a member of the spontaneous self-cloning community, we do not, in fact, two-time our girlfriends, nor do we throw people off bridges. Thank you. Go back to Home Improvement, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, where you were funny.
2-10: Clark falls in love with a werewolf, who, you guessed it, turns out to be just a little crazy. Also, she dies.
2-11: The psycho shapeshifter girl is back, and crazier than ever.
2-20: I don't think this one necessarily counts as mutants, because they get their powers from asthma inhalers (eeevil asthma inhalers!) but it's still Nutso People With Powers Who Aren't Our Hero.
That's 24 of 44 episodes. Luckily they seem to be moving away from Evil (Kryptonite) Mutants, but sheesh.
Also, I put together that list of Evil Kryptonite Mutants as seen on "Smallville." It's over half the show. Sticking it behind cut, everybody's welcome to comment.
I was going to put in a little minirant about how it's really annoying seeing Superman beat up mutants every week, but I'm in too good a mood.
1-1: Electric guy.
1-2: Bugboy.
1-3: Pyrokinetic coach.
1-4: Shapeshifting girl.
1-5: Heat-sucking guy.
1-6: Fountain of Youth.
1-7: Fat-sucking vampire (the heck?)
1-8: Jittery guy. Not sure about this one.
1-10: Invisible stalker people.
1-11: Mind-controlling salesmen--hey, at least one of them wasn't evil this time.
1-12: Not really a mutant this time, but People Who Aren't Clark With Powers Go Crazy, and Clark's all happy to be normal.
1-13: Tattooed jocks walk through walls. Was this before or after Senator Kelly mentioned Kitty in that hearing? I forget. Either way, this one really horks me off.
1-16: Telepathic kid. Not evil, for once, but still freaks people out.
1-17: Back to the evil crazy mutants. Disintegrator guy.
1-18: Psycho bee-controlling girl tries to win the student council elections, in what may be the stupidest plot ever.
1-19: Telekinetic artist . . . yes, you guessed it, flips out and kills people.
2-2: Evil pheromone-wielding gold-digger.
2-5: Jekyll-and-Hyde kid kept locked up in his parents' basement . . . breaks out and goes on a rampage. Yeah, they like their rampages, those mutants.
2-6: Age-sucking lady. Okay, we've had heat-suckers, fat-suckers, and now age-suckers. I think it's safe to say the show sucks. ;)
2-8: The telepath kid is back. Still not evil. Yay, the exception, I guess.
2-9: Would it be biased of me to say this is the worst episode of the entire show? Speaking as a member of the spontaneous self-cloning community, we do not, in fact, two-time our girlfriends, nor do we throw people off bridges. Thank you. Go back to Home Improvement, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, where you were funny.
2-10: Clark falls in love with a werewolf, who, you guessed it, turns out to be just a little crazy. Also, she dies.
2-11: The psycho shapeshifter girl is back, and crazier than ever.
2-20: I don't think this one necessarily counts as mutants, because they get their powers from asthma inhalers (eeevil asthma inhalers!) but it's still Nutso People With Powers Who Aren't Our Hero.
That's 24 of 44 episodes. Luckily they seem to be moving away from Evil (Kryptonite) Mutants, but sheesh.
