It's the day after Thanksgiving, and you know what that means.

This morning I went outside and got myself a stick. I then attempted to shake said stick at the piles of Tupperware in the fridge, but I found myself unable.

Now, there's an outside chance I could eat all of this myself, but that'd be juuuuust a tad wasteful. So I am hereby declaring the XSGY Thanksgiving Leftovers Contest officially open. Whoever comes up with the most creative use for the big honking heap o' food currently dominating the kitchen gets . . . a prize to be determined later because I'm just making this up as I go. But it'll be something nifty. Creative suggestions for the prizes may also earn prizes.