Jamie Madrox (
x_multipleman) wrote2004-09-01 12:50 pm
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Lovely day today, isn't it?
Girls should come with signs.
Well, not Kitty, because she explains things, in English, and is wonderful like that, and doesn't expect me to read her mind in order to find out that "here, don't you think this would make a good gift for your girlfriend when you get back to your own dimension?" really means "I have a crush on you." The rest of you? Signs. I mean it. Little translatey signs.
Lorna? How much begging and pleading and other forms of bribery will it take to get you to make that fancy dinner I didn't want you to make around this time last year? Because I'll do a full grovelling Greek chorus.
Well, not Kitty, because she explains things, in English, and is wonderful like that, and doesn't expect me to read her mind in order to find out that "here, don't you think this would make a good gift for your girlfriend when you get back to your own dimension?" really means "I have a crush on you." The rest of you? Signs. I mean it. Little translatey signs.
Lorna? How much begging and pleading and other forms of bribery will it take to get you to make that fancy dinner I didn't want you to make around this time last year? Because I'll do a full grovelling Greek chorus.
no subject
September 1 2004, 18:28:24 UTC
All this work and then you forget your math lessons. *sighs*
Really? I can get waiters and a solo harpist and have courses and stuff? Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
x_crowdofone
September 1 2004, 18:31:49 UTC
I'm doing just fine in the math I should be doing. Especially now that refresher courses are available.
And yeah, all that. No grovelling, huh? :)
x_polarisstar
September 1 2004, 19:09:13 UTC
Well that's all that matters then. We'll just ignore the poor dwarf girl who cracked you over the head with the bracelet of obviousness.
EEEEEEEEeeeee! I have to call Chef Marcel.
x_crowdofone
September 1 2004, 19:11:00 UTC
It was only obvious by insane girl logic. Besides, she's something like the most eligible bachelorette in Nidavellir, so I'm sure she'll find somebody nice.
x_polarisstar
September 1 2004, 19:15:28 UTC
She gave you jewelry! It doesn't actually get more obvious.
x_crowdofone
September 1 2004, 19:16:38 UTC
To give to Kitty! She was helping me apologize!
x_polarisstar
September 1 2004, 22:48:16 UTC
Jewelry is only an apology when it's not a gift to you first!
x_crowdofone
September 2 2004, 10:38:31 UTC
And this is why you need signs. How am I supposed to figure out all these elaborate rules?
x_polarisstar
September 2 2004, 16:54:59 UTC
How hard is it to figure out that jewelry=hey, baby? It's been that way for centuries.
x_crowdofone
September 2 2004, 21:28:38 UTC
It hasn't been that way for centuries directed at me. Girls other than Kitty don't flirt with me.