Sign of life

I'm awake.

I feel like week-old cow manure, but I'm awake, figured people probably wanted to know. Dr. McCoy said I could have some of his Twinkies for now, I'll get some actual food later.

Also, anybody who wants to actually see me has to wait until Kitty says it's okay; she's asleep right now, and I bet she hasn't been for very long, so unless you want the quietest butt-kicking on record please just let her rest.

Sorry if I worried everybody.

Is that kid okay?