Jamie Madrox (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
x_multipleman) wrote2006-01-16 01:09 pm
x_multipleman) wrote2006-01-16 01:09 pm
Open letter to my car
Now, I know a delivery job is kind of menial, and Manhattan in January is no place for a lady of your refinement and breeding. But you know I love you. You don't have to make unhappy noises in third gear just to get my attention.
I tell you what, though, I'll be down in a minute with those tools you like, and if you tell me where it hurts I promise I'll make it all better.
I tell you what, though, I'll be down in a minute with those tools you like, and if you tell me where it hurts I promise I'll make it all better.
no subject
January 16 2006, 06:27:04
Need a hand? Please? Pleeeeease?
x_crowdofone
January 16 2006, 06:38:22
I'm not sure she's a threesome kind of girl, but if the problem turns out to be more finicky than I'm anticipating I'll definitely give you a shout.
no subject
January 16 2006, 07:48:27
And yet, you make fun of Doug for talking to his computer and calling it his baby? I think that there is a cast-iron pot on the telephone for you, Mr. Kettle.
x_crowdofone
January 16 2006, 08:13:07
This is completely different. Doug talks to his computer. I talk to my 1968 Shelby Mustang.
x_kitten
January 16 2006, 09:21:51
You compose journal entries to your car, Jamie. At least if Doug were to do that we could explain it away in that the computer can actually see the posts...
x_crowdofone
January 16 2006, 10:57:28
What, are you jealous? If you made unhappy noises when I shifted into third gear, I'd coddle you too . . . ;)
x_forge
January 16 2006, 10:59:29
That's it, needles... in... brain!
x_catseye
January 16 2006, 13:51:59
No needles yet. Catseye was waiting for the show! Boo!
no subject
January 16 2006, 10:55:41
Well that made my first day back at big kid school lots better. Nothing like your friends displaying their crazy to brighten your day.
Also? Ha ha, it's 80 here in Hilo.
no subject
January 16 2006, 16:30:59
That sort of car deserves baby talk.
(And, you know, I talk to my guitars, soooo...)
x_crowdofone
January 16 2006, 16:32:15
Finally! Someone who understands!
x_dazzler
January 16 2006, 16:33:31
There are several grown men in this mansion who baby talk the Blackbird. And at least one teenager who asks her in marriage on a regular basis. Soooo...
;)
x_forge
January 16 2006, 16:42:29
That's because I'm the only man who'll ever totally understand her. For what that's worth around here.
And you give _me_ grief...
January 17 2006, 00:37:06
For talking to the pretty plane...
It's OK. She doesn't get jealous very often.
Salaam,
Haroun