Rahney the Pooh

[x_multipleman]

Came up in comments last night, and I thought it'd be fun to do a casting call for the rest. I dibs Tigger, and I think Ev makes a great Piglet (substitute Snickers for Haycorns, and Muppets for Heffalumps!) but I throw the rest open. :)

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it--Kitty? The comedy duo of Madrox and Rasputin requests the pleasure of your company in the TV room after classes for a test screening of their inaugural skit, "Skippy, the Evil Overlord." (And 'Yana's just doing this for fun, but this is the first time I've tried writing a whole sketch, so if any of the jokes fall flat please tell me so I can fix 'em. And I think some of the timing's a little off . . . anyway, criticism extremely welcome.)

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_rahne
July 18 2003, 10:29:27 UTC
I thought you said I was Pooh, but if someone else wants it....

...

Would that mean I have to try to catch a Muppet?


x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 10:32:08 UTC
No, no, you're Pooh, that's why the post topic. :)

And, hmm. You could try catching Dr. McCoy. He kinda looks like Cookie Monster.


x_rahne
July 18 2003, 10:48:42 UTC
Eek. Missed that. *blush!*

And actually... the idea of a Tigger who duplicates on every bounce.... Eep. :)

Hm. I do need to ask Dr. McCoy about the... clothes... thing.


x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 11:01:18 UTC
For when you change back? I bet he'll be able to come up with something.

[x_multipleman]

x_kitten
July 18 2003, 12:37:56 UTC
Well, I'll be more than glad to help out. :)

And am I Owl then? The professor would probably be Christopher Robin, and I know who *I'd* nominate for Eyore...


x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 14:36:14 UTC
You'd make a great Owl. :)

And I think great minds may be thinking alike on Eeyore . . .

[x_multipleman]

x_synch
July 18 2003, 14:13:37 UTC
I am not Piglet. I am not pink and I do not wear a striped jumpsuit.


x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 14:37:12 UTC
Rahne's not yellow and I'm not orange with black stripes, either. Besides, Piglet is cool.


x_rahne
July 18 2003, 16:52:22 UTC
'Tis more of a personality thing. Jamie said I should have been a were-Pooh because of how much honey I put in oatmeal.

Piglet is also smart and a good friend and likes "haycorns," but the Snickers are more appetizing, so they will do for the analogy.


x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 17:06:21 UTC
Y'know, I think I'll ask my mom to put some of the stuff from our hives at home into the next care package. I'm biased, but I think it's better than the off-the-shelf stuff. :)

And this is what I was saying. Piglet's cool.


x_synch
July 18 2003, 19:17:42 UTC
I am not Piglet. I am Eeyore. Eeyore is cool. Also he gets to complain a lot and...okay, maybe Eeyore should be someone else. I don't complain.

I guess I can be Piglet. But I'm not wearing stripes.


Re:
x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 19:24:43 UTC
Piglet's a lot cooler than Eeyore, I always thought. And nobody's gonna make you wear stripes, unless Lorna hasn't given up on her weird cross-dressing obsession.


x_synch
July 18 2003, 19:38:17 UTC
NO CROSS-DRESSING.


Re:
x_crowdofone
July 18 2003, 19:42:37 UTC
So with you there. Luckily she's a lot more easily distracted these days. :)


x_polarisstar
July 22 2003, 04:02:24 UTC
Yes, lucky you.

And come to think of it, lucky me.

But there's still a green dress in your future, boyo, just you wait.


x_crowdofone
July 22 2003, 04:05:36 UTC
And I'm sure it'll look just amazing on Kitty.


x_polarisstar
July 22 2003, 06:20:01 UTC
We could get you two matching dresses.


x_crowdofone
July 22 2003, 06:30:49 UTC
We could wake up tomorrow morning in Bizarro World, too.


x_polarisstar
July 22 2003, 07:59:52 UTC
As Cap'n Jack pointed out, not impossible just not probable.

You would look lovely in a green dress! The pirates in the movie did it! They had parasols too!


x_dazzler
July 22 2003, 14:54:18 UTC
Oooh!! A matching light green parasol! That would be lovely. And a fan. Must not forget the fan.

;)


x_crowdofone
July 22 2003, 15:22:40 UTC
Oh, don't you start.

If I'm going to be one of the funny pirates, it's going to be because of my Jack Sparrow impression, savvy?


x_dazzler
July 22 2003, 23:23:59 UTC
*cackles*

Well, you know Lorna... when she gets an idea...

;)


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 01:06:50 UTC
To paraphrase one of my grandpa's sayings that I was supposed to have been too young to overhear, evil zombie monkeys will fly out of my butt first.


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 01:23:20 UTC
...

That mental image, I did not need.

And Lorna might take that as a challenge you know.


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 01:48:54 UTC
If Lorna can get evil zombie monkeys to fly out of my butt, I'll be very surprised.

And probably very uncomfortable.

But I'll be surprised and uncomfortable in jeans and a T-shirt.


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 02:32:05 UTC
I think you might prefer to wear a dress, in such an event. Think about it.

...

Can we change the subject now?

*lol*


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 02:47:05 UTC
Logic has no place here. Besides, I can always drop trou in the event of monkeys.

And I would be overjoyed to change the subject away from dresses. :)


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 02:59:58 UTC
I meant more the monkey thing. ;) But I'll let Lorna handle the dresses. I'veno doubt she'll keep at it.

*grins*


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 03:33:40 UTC
Yeah, probably. It's like a Looney Tunes thing, except I won't fall for the quick reverse. :)


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 03:35:43 UTC
*LOL*

Betcha she'll come up with something sneaky an- oh. Ooooh!

*dies laughing*


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 03:41:47 UTC
Now either you came up with something or you're just trying to make me paranoid, and either way you're not going to tell me. So I'm going to go watch TV.


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 03:57:00 UTC
*grin*

Heh. You go do that.

I'll try to sit here and resist telling Lorna.

*laughs*


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 04:03:44 UTC
. . .

It's Tuesday night, at least I can get my mind off this stuff by being mad at Smallville.


x_dazzler
July 23 2003, 04:36:11 UTC
Which episode is it?


x_crowdofone
July 23 2003, 04:55:52 UTC
Evil Telekinetic Artist Mutant Guy. I think I'm going to go find an episode guide and find out exactly what percentage of the show deals with Truth, Justice, and the American Way triumphing over the mutant, I mean kryptonite mutant, menace.


x_dazzler
July 24 2003, 01:05:27 UTC
Yeesh... they're not being that creative with their "cardboard villains of the week", I see...

Let me know what you find out? I'm thinking this might tie in with Marie-Ange's project at some point.


x_crowdofone
July 24 2003, 01:08:46 UTC
Will do. :)