Hotels with internet access=nifty.

[x_multipleman]

So here we are in the Bryan, Ohio Holiday Inn Express. I like Holiday Inn Express, they have a free breakfast bar. And, more importantly, really good showers. I think we're all very happy about the showers right now.

And I'd just like to say that this whole trend of World's Most Bizarre Emergencies can, y'know, stop anytime. We're all fine, no need to worry, we'll be back probably tomorrow night sometime, but I swear there's something about the mutant gene that acts like a weird magnet. No, like a superconducting weird magnet, the kind you get in really expensive labs that you can't wear metal jewelry around.

Also, it's not a good idea to leave a dragon in the car on a hot day, even if you crack the windows. I'm just saying.

How'd the rally go?

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_cypher
August 27 2005, 21:00:41 UTC
"So, how long have you been a superhero?"
"Well, I'm not. But I _did_ stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"


x_crowdofone
August 27 2005, 21:03:41 UTC
*snicker* Didn't need any superheroics, luckily. But I am never going to be able to watch "Christine" again.


x_cypher
August 27 2005, 21:06:00 UTC
Well, I've never been one for horror movies in general, so I'm not sure what the reference might be. :) I mean, I know it's a Steven King movie, but that's it.


x_crowdofone
August 27 2005, 21:10:56 UTC
It's the one with the homicidal car. Apparently gremlins are not just for movies anymore.


x_cypher
August 27 2005, 21:12:17 UTC
...

Dude.

You weren't kidding when you said we get the World's Most Bizarre Emergencies, were you?


x_crowdofone
August 27 2005, 21:15:32 UTC
I often kid. "Constantly" would not be too strong a word. But tonight, I am not. Tonight, I have been chased out of a Winnebago by canned goods and growled at by my own car.


x_cypher
August 27 2005, 21:17:50 UTC
Yeah, that's not something to kid about.


x_crowdofone
August 27 2005, 21:22:55 UTC
But all's well that ends with 'Yana settling the gremlins' hash and a steak dinner on my uncle's dime, as I always say.


x_cypher
August 27 2005, 21:29:41 UTC
Amen to that. Any thing that ends with steak dinner on someone else's dime isn't a _total_ loss of a day.


x_kitten
August 27 2005, 21:10:29 UTC
I'm just glad there was a complete lack of projectile vomit. That would have been more icky than I could have handled.


x_crowdofone
August 27 2005, 21:12:03 UTC
So we're not counting the fridge? Or the blender?


x_kitten
August 27 2005, 21:51:30 UTC
We are not counting the fridge and we are not speaking of the blender. Ever. Although I think I finally figured out what had Lockheed in such a tizzy on the way home.

Evil fridge.

It just doesn't seem to fit in his world view.

x_wildchild
August 27 2005, 21:31:14 UTC
Dude. I've projectile vomited, and its so not cool. Its not cool, and its majorly gross. Worse when its like, that stuff that's in your stomach when nothing's in your stomach.


x_wytchbrat
August 28 2005, 02:34:26 UTC
That'd be bile. And I don't want to think about how often I've done the vomit when there's nothing to vomit thing the last day or so.