Okay, who spilled the crazy juice?

[x_multipleman]

Because I was saving it for a special occasion! And that occasion did not involve Alison and Mr. Summers talking about Magneto's underwear. Nobody needs to talk about Magneto's underwear. That's on the same level as talk about Toad's toothbrush. Or Hastur. Yes. Magneto's underwear is the Hastur of mansion conversation, by decree of me. And breaking said decree is punishable by a severe noogieing and a fine of no less than two packages of double-stuff peanut-butter Oreos.

I don't even wanna know why you two were talking about Magneto's underwear, do I? It's one of those things that I'll find out about when I'm older, that I'll wish I hadn't, or something?

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:08:47 UTC
They were talking about attack turtles when they went by me. I was afraid it was going to turn into ninja attack turtles. Possibly of the mutant variety.

It reminded me of when I first got here.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:10:27 UTC
They had ninja attack turtles when you first got here? Man, that is so much cooler a security system than cameras and keycards.
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x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:12:36 UTC
No, I think they were plotting using robots that turned into cars when I got here.

Ask Kitty, she'll remember.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:14:50 UTC
See, that's all I could think about when we were hearing about those Sentinel things. We need the Autobots on our side.


x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:17:44 UTC
Well they are robots in disguise after all. They're more than meets the eye.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:33:29 UTC
Well said. But if the Sentinels have anything like Unicron, I vote we run away.


x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:39:19 UTC
Chicken.

Optimus Prime always wins the day.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:48:53 UTC
Do you see any suspicious-looking red semis on the premises? Because I don't. I'm just saying.


x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:52:37 UTC
It's 2005. He could have updated his look.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:53:49 UTC
What are you, nuts? He's Optimus Prime. He has to turn into a semi. Otherwise it's just not right.


x_siryn
June 14 2005, 09:57:34 UTC
No. This is not right.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 10:00:53 UTC
Live-action?

Live-action?

I suddenly wish I could muster enough dupes for a Million Jamie March. This needs to be stopped.


x_siryn
June 14 2005, 10:04:07 UTC
You could start a letter writing campaign. Those always work really well


x_tarot
June 14 2005, 09:12:56 UTC
Ninja turtles with claws like Logan's, as I heard it.

I have a training session in half an hour, I do not need to be doing sketches now!


x_dazzler
June 14 2005, 09:26:40 UTC
Oooh. Bring those sketches along when you come down for your session?

I have a run later as well, so I'll be hanging about...


x_tarot
June 14 2005, 09:28:45 UTC COLLAPSE
Alison? Some of those sketches would make a turtle the size of a car!

... But I will bring them. I have to bring the sketchbook anyway. I have things to scan in.

[x_multipleman]

x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:10:50 UTC
Thankfully, I missed the discussion of Magneto's underwear, thank god.

But, from the part of the conversation I _did_ overhear as the crazy people were talking...Jamie, I hereby challenge you to a duel.

With day-old baguettes. :)


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:13:37 UTC
Do we have any? Because if we do, then I accept, sir! The imagined slight to my honor I am pretending you made so that I can then blow it out of all proportion shall be avenged, pig-dog of a cur!


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:15:26 UTC
Slight to YOUR honor, you insignificant worm of a man? I am the one who challenged you! It is MY honor that has been impugned!

...if there aren't any in the kitchen (you know Lorna and food going bad), I bet we can get some from that bakery in town.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:18:38 UTC
I will impugn more than that, you crawler in yicky greenish-purple muck! Cad of a poltroon! Have at thee!

Meet you in the garage in five either way? We have to see the expression on the cashier's face when we ask her for dueling baguettes.


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:21:09 UTC
Absolutely. Even though Lorna's got bread in the pantry, I say we let her save it for French toast. The cashier's face will be half the fun.

Do you think we need seconds, you nose-picking mouth-breather?


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:27:38 UTC
I think you might need a second, you cowering craven prokaryote. When I leave you sprawled on the floor picking stale crumbs out of your ears, you'll need someone to take over for you.

No dueling in the car, though, unless you wanna be the one to get the crumbs out of my upholstery.


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:33:43 UTC
Getting crumbs in the upholstery would be a crime against awesome cars the world over. Then I'd have to duel your car _and_ you. ;-)

And I think you're the one that's going to be needing help, you lily-livered knave. I'll be sure to console Kitty after I filet you with my trusty crusty weapon.


x_tarot
June 14 2005, 09:42:05 UTC
Ahem. No consoling Jamie's maiden fair, Douglas.


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:44:24 UTC
Um.

I was being facetious, my lady love, apple of my eye, my russet-haired jewel.

Could we perhaps talk our ladies fair into being our seconds for this duel? Preferably in nice period dresses. I think Jamie and I may have to break out out leathers from Asgard.


x_tarot
June 14 2005, 09:48:08 UTC
Russet-haired jewel?


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:51:23 UTC
My beloved, my honeyed speech can but encompass the tiniest part of your stunning beauty and sparkling wit. A jewel pales in comparison with thee.


x_tarot
June 14 2005, 09:53:28 UTC
Are you sure you did not hit your head this morning? Perhaps on the headboard of your bed after breakfast?


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:58:24 UTC
Say not so, my nightengale. Would you believe that my expression of the joy my heart feels when you are near is the result of injuring my head? My heart is ever at your service.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:47:32 UTC
Hah. If the inconceivable happens and you do manage to strike me down with your doughy, underdone skills, you blackguard of an honorless dog, the only thing you'll be doing to Kitty is suffering her unspeakable rugelach revenge.


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:49:45 UTC
I fear neither you nor the revenge of your beloved, you squalling beetle-headed popinjay.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 09:54:29 UTC
Thus proving that your hideousness is matched only by your imbecility, you rancid maggoty fop.


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 09:57:19 UTC
You whoreson cullionly barber-monger, I'll drub you up one side and down the other for your words, and prove upon your body that my wit, my baguette-arm, and my love for my lady fair are stronger than yours.


x_crowdofone
June 14 2005, 10:03:13 UTC
Brave words, sirrah, but the deeds to back them up will require more than sinews of pasta and a brain of brie.

Now quit thinking up new archaic insults and get down to the garage, dammit, I've been sitting here for ten minutes. We gonna do this thing or not?


x_cypher
June 14 2005, 10:05:23 UTC
I've been on my way, it just takes longer to walk down to the garage when I'm replying every couple seconds from my PDA. :)


x_kitten
June 14 2005, 16:13:30 UTC
Which simply shows what a naive puppy of a man you are - my brave and valourious knight shall strike you down and leave the fair Angie broken hearted.


x_polarisstar
June 14 2005, 09:18:43 UTC COLLAPSE
Day old bread is better for French Toast. There are two loaves in the big pantry.