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[x_multipleman]

Dude, that jello cannon is awesome. I want one.

Oh, and hit me again? Like, a lot? I love lime jello and I only had a couple pieces of toast for breakfast.

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[x_multipleman]

x_tarot
May 26 2005, 10:14:03 UTC
Jamie? You are one of my best friends, but if you continue to try to hug me while you have Jello on your shirt, I am going to be forced to put Jello down the back of your pants.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 10:50:43 UTC
I'm just sharing the love of Jello! Besides, it wouldn't be really disturbing unless I was doing my Bill Cosby impression at the time.

I mean, for example, turn around. :)


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 10:52:51 UTC
I hate you.

You are only alive because I am sensible and stole borrowed one of Doug's t-shirts today.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 10:57:25 UTC
Hatred leads to the Dark Side, you know.

You need more Jello. Nobody can be unhappy if they have enough Jello.


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 10:59:49 UTC
I am still convinced that every emotion leads to the Dark Side, if you ask Yoda. They did not want Anakin to love, or miss his mother, or mourn or be scared or any emotion.

You need more Jello. On your head.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 11:08:01 UTC
Depends on the focus of the emotion, I think. I think they wanted the Jedi to love, not one person, but all people. Yoda definitely wasn't emotionless. He just . . . had a wider focus, or something.

If I need Jello on my head, you need it on your nose!


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 11:13:29 UTC
It just seems ... lonely, in some ways. And if Jedi powers are genetic, as the one movie indicated, how do they make more little baby Jedis, if Jedi cannot love and marry?

I do not like the smell of Lime Jello.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 11:19:43 UTC
Well, yeah. But they did have each other for company, and they were supposed to be all self-sacrificing and stuff. And the genetic thing is totally George Lucas turning into a rich arrogant hack between the first trilogy and the new one. Bleah, midichlorians.

Why not? It smells all limey and Jelloey.


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 11:20:49 UTC
Maybe they had dispassionate Jedi mating rituals.

I do not like Jello smells.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 11:22:48 UTC
There will be no talk of Jedi mating rituals. Because that way lies naked Yoda, and nobody should have to imagine that.


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 11:24:21 UTC
That way leads to madness, or Alison lasering our eyes out. Either way, it is bad.


samurai?
x_blink
May 26 2005, 13:23:05 UTC
I thought apprentices "serviced" their masters like ancient samurai?

Shiro don't kill me!! I read it on a star wars site!

also, Ewan MacGregor likes to dance naked on stage.

x_forge
May 26 2005, 11:23:12 UTC
See, I did pay attention to that. My explanation is that being religious ascetics, the Jedi aren't exactly scientific geniuses. Midichlorians do not CAUSE the Force, they're merely an indicator of it. Much in the way that maggots don't cause decay like people used to think, they just tend to appear where there is decay.


x_crowdofone
May 26 2005, 11:28:36 UTC
Okay, that makes sense.

Y'know, the new movies would've been a lot more entertaining if there'd been some crazy Sith dude running around muttering about Force maggots in people's blood.


x_sanfuaiyaa
May 26 2005, 11:23:51 UTC
They didn't want him to show any emotion because his actor can't show any emotion. Maybe if they'd chosen someone with a wider range of facial expression and vocal tones than whiny, Anakin would have been allowed to emote.


x_tarot
May 26 2005, 11:25:17 UTC COLLAPSE
Ah, but Hayden Christensen is pretty. Until you set him on fire, of course.