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[x_multipleman]

Whoever you are, mystery pranker, I salute you. And I will find out who you are, and there will be such revenge taken as will be shared around campfires in awed whispers after society collapses and we are all riding the highways in very spiky junkheap-reject cars that somehow never run out of gas despite the total collapse of the petroleum industry.

. . . In other news, could someone please come help me open my door so I can get breakfast? Doug went through it not thirty seconds ago, but now it's stuck.

Hrm. Addendum. Help me open the door, then stick around and hold it open just in case while I take a look at how it got sealed shut? There's not a whole heck of a lot of ways to do that that don't involve replacing the entire door, and I don't sleep that deeply . . .

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[x_multipleman]

x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 12:12:05 UTC
I can take it off the hinges if you like.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 12:29:27 UTC
Yeah, I definitely think I need to dissect one of these things. (Just the hinges and latch, Mr. Marko, and I'll put it back together.) Might give me some more clues on who my perpetrator is. :)


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 12:31:06 UTC
On my way, so long as you don't mind me talking to the crazy people.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 12:35:06 UTC
It should probably worry me more than it does that my first reaction was "Wait, which crazy people?"


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 12:36:33 UTC
The Scottish ones.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 13:09:30 UTC
Oh, them. Yeah, go ahead, watching you harangue people an ocean away is always funny.


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 13:29:38 UTC
I do not harangue. I merely suggested that they would do a better job if they weren't practicing their contortionist skills while at work.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 14:10:09 UTC
Very strenuous suggestions, those. Lots of short declarative sentences too. I'm just saying.


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 14:13:14 UTC
They don't seem to understand long ones.

And stop laughing at me when I talk to Chef Marcel. He can hear you.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 14:14:46 UTC
Well, I can hear him! And it's funny!


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 14:18:47 UTC
Don't make fun of the genius frenchman who I need to help me with this!


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 14:19:43 UTC
Not even a little?


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 14:22:39 UTC
Weeeeell, not when he can hear anyway.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 14:28:35 UTC
I can live with that. :)


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 14:35:09 UTC
I'll just bet.

How much longer do I have to put up with these people?


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 14:37:04 UTC
Well, if you mean the caterers, wedding's on Saturday, isn't it?

If you mean me, I'm afraid you're stuck. :)


x_polarisstar
May 10 2005, 14:39:12 UTC
I can survive til then. I hope.

Well, darn. Oh well, at least you're entertaining.

[x_multipleman]

x_kitten
May 10 2005, 15:38:35 UTC
I don't open doors, I go through them.

Am so, so wanting to know who is doing this.


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 15:45:18 UTC
Not as much as I am. But when I find out, you'll be the first to know. :)


x_kitten
May 10 2005, 15:52:44 UTC
Excellent. Can I help with the wrecking of holy revenge or are you going to go at this one single handed as a true test of your prank-master-hood?


x_crowdofone
May 10 2005, 15:58:29 UTC
Oh, I'm sure I'll be able to think of something you can help me with. :)


x_kitten
May 10 2005, 16:04:16 UTC
-g- Wheee.