Well, that's weird . . .

[x_multipleman]

Here I am innocently trying to have a pastrami sandwich for lunch. Or I would be, if somebody hadn't eaten all the pastrami. Even the stuff on the top shelf of the refrigerator that I don't think somebody a cat's size could get into.

Looks like pastrami's worth more to somebody than her dignity. ;)

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_catseye
February 12 2005, 10:48:31 UTC
Catseye is a very good climber!

And pastrami is a wonderful thing. Catseye had pastrami for the first time in Grand Central Station! The Pastrami Cat introduced Catseye to it! :D


x_crowdofone
February 12 2005, 10:50:29 UTC
How'd you get the fridge open, then? Lockheed's dying to know. :)

Who's the Pastrami Cat?


x_catseye
February 12 2005, 10:54:33 UTC
Catseye thinks that would be telling!

The Pastrami Cat is a Very Important Cat who works in Grand Central Station and taught Catseye how to do the Pastrami Begging Routine!

Also, there are very big lizards in Grand Central Station. Though Catseye has not seen them yet. One day!


x_crowdofone
February 12 2005, 10:57:20 UTC
Pastrami Begging Routine? I gotta see this sometime. I didn't think cats knew how to beg, or at least ever admitted it.

. . . and wait, big lizards? Huh? Like, escaped pet iguanas, or the famous New York sewer gators, or what?


x_catseye
February 12 2005, 11:01:11 UTC
Catseye does not need to beg anymore. Catseye just... climbs. HA! Or gets a human to fetch.

Big Damn Dinosaurs! :D That's what The Other Important Cat said. No, Catseye does not know the other cat's name. Some names are too important to be told!


x_crowdofone
February 12 2005, 11:08:31 UTC
Not even if I asked nicely? And gave you extra pastrami?

Dinosaurs? I think this cat was pulling your leg, Catseye. There aren't any dinosaurs in Grand Central.


x_catseye
February 12 2005, 20:57:07 UTC
Catseye will have to think about it. After all, Catseye can get to the Pastrami. By climbing.

If the Very Important Cat with the Very Important Work says there are BigDamnDinosaurs in Grand Central, then there are BigDamnDinosaurs in Grand Central!

Catseye understands that humans might be silly about those things, though. So that is okie dokie!


x_crowdofone
February 12 2005, 21:07:18 UTC
True. You can get to the pastrami.

I'm pretty sure you can't cook salmon in port wine sauce, though. I wonder if there's anyone around here who--oh, that's right, I'm in Lorna's advanced cooking class. ;)

Cats have work?