Owww.

[x_multipleman]

I have three announcements.

1. Ow. And I thought I was in pretty good shape already.

2. I believe aerobics to have been secretly invented by the Inquisition, and will be doing research in my spare time to support this claim.

3. Gnnnngoww. Going to go boil the muscle off my bones and see if that helps.

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_tarot
February 1 2006, 01:01:28
Which one of the myriad choices of our torturers instructors in physical fitness did you draw?

There are days that I would take Sif over..

No, actually on further thought there are no days where I would choose her over anyone here. No one here believes that idle conversation during calethentics should be answered with a backhand to the mouth.

I think I have Tiger Balm leftover from the last time I was walking around going "Gnnnngoww." and trying to become as one with the shower. It smells horrible, but it does help with sore muscles. If I do not, Doug might. I think mine might have been his to start with..


x_dazzler
February 1 2006, 03:27:18
Aerobics is still my trademark.

*serene*

And if no one has Tiger Balm upstairs, the infirmary's sure to have some. Might have been, you know, restocked lately. Or something.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 03:29:34
Did you make Jamie do aerobics to music, or just regular boring aerobics without the potentially embarassing dancing around and jazz hands?


x_dazzler
February 1 2006, 03:51:24
Mmm. Normally, I'd answer, but in this case I'm going to let Jamie do that.

It will be so very interesting to read. >:D


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 12:57:12
If there's music tomorrow I am so going to throw snowballs at you.


x_dazzler
February 1 2006, 12:57:52
Ooh! I like snowball fights!

You want music, you got music! :D Deal!


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 13:01:38
Oh, you are just evil, you are.


x_dazzler
February 1 2006, 13:02:29
But, see... you already knew that.

Mwahaha!


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 13:09:21
I did not completely understand until now. o.O


x_dazzler
February 1 2006, 13:10:37
Actually, in that case... wait until tomorrow.

Then you'll get it.

Aaah, I love it when a plan comes together. :D


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:22:06
Wait, there's going to be jazz hands?

Mr. Summers, you never said jazz hands was part of the training program. I protest. False advertising.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:28:20
Well, I have never had to make jazz hands, but if Alison is in charge of your cardio, I would not put it past her.

[x_multipleman]

x_foliate
February 1 2006, 04:52:26
I have a sneaking suspicion type thing that pointing and laughing is not the correct response.

...oh well.


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:22:52
If I had limbs instead of pieces of driftwood nailed to my shoulders and hips, I would so chase you down.

[x_multipleman]

x_polarisstar
February 1 2006, 05:17:08
Wait, when did this happen?

No one tells me ANYTHING anymore!


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:25:36
Last week. You were too busy gloating about the weather and parties and suchlike.


x_polarisstar
February 1 2006, 06:39:37
Damn. Did I miss the naming?


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:49:53
I think votes are still being tallied, or something. Ask Doug? I haven't heard a final decision yet.


x_polarisstar
February 1 2006, 06:54:02
I have suggestions!


x_cypher
February 1 2006, 06:56:30
Votes are indeed still being tallied, and I have named myself the Final Arbiter of Silly Codenames.

Currently The Wonder Twins (/Triplets/Quadruplets/etc.) is in the lead. Followed closely by Polyman.

Any suggestions are more than welcome, though. :)


x_polarisstar
February 1 2006, 09:57:05
Many cows is a herd. Many birds is a flock. What are many Jamies? A Madrox. Or a Googolplex because that's fun to say.

Yeah, I don't have good suggestions. I didn't know I was supposed to be coming up with them.

[x_multipleman]

x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:14:59
Stock up on Gold Bond. Trust me.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:26:45
That is only you. My leathers do not chafe me.

Though, perhaps this is because I spent my time in Asgard wearing leather like everyone else, instead of silly robes and face paint.


x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:32:33
Trust me, that was the best outfit the Norns offered me. You do not want to see what else they had in mind.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:33:30
You could have -changed- once you got away from them.


x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:35:09
They were comfortable! It would have done me no good if I'd been chafing in a new leather uniform while we were attacking the Enchantress.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:36:58
I keep meaning to ask, did they let you keep your underwear? Sif kept trying to throw mine out.


x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:39:41
. . . Why are you asking? I think this conversation is over.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:44:09
I was curious, and testing a theory.


x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:45:11
What theory? That the Norse like to dangle?


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:47:42
That you would flee from the conversation.

[x_multipleman]

x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:27:27
Hrm. If I mixed Gold Bond and Tiger Balm, would I get some sort of super-lotion? Or would it blow up the building?


x_sanfuaiyaa
February 1 2006, 06:30:49
Maybe it will mutate you into some sort of chafe-free monster.


x_crowdofone
February 1 2006, 06:32:03
Who smells funny.


x_tarot
February 1 2006, 06:34:09
No, funny is not even the beginning of how to describe how awful Tiger Balm smells.

[x_multipleman]

x_cable
February 1 2006, 08:53:40

Just imagine how us older types feel.