GYAAAH!

[x_multipleman]

Okay. So. My mystery assailant, if it is indeed only one person and not a conspiracy, strikes again. And has decided to go straight for the heart attack this time. I would just like to note that this is an evil, evil thing to do to a man with a classic sports car. Unfortunately, Mr. Ferguson doesn't divulge his sales records even to long-term and valued customers, so I still don't know who's doing it! (Lorna? Doc McCoy?)

I will find out. Oh yes. I will find out.

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_foliate
April 28 2005, 16:26:59 UTC
That's just... wrong.


x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 16:27:44 UTC
I KNOW! Imagine those first five seconds before I got close enough to see it was fake!


x_foliate
April 28 2005, 16:29:16 UTC
Day Of RAGE!


x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 16:31:15 UTC
Peeled right off though, and no smudges on the glass, so it's all good.

And I am up against a very crafty opponent.


x_foliate
April 28 2005, 16:39:53 UTC
I would offer my superior forensic skills except for the fact that I value my personal belongings, what little there are. Or my life, knowing my luck.


x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 16:43:23 UTC
Thanks for the almost-offer, though. :)

Actually, I kinda enjoy the challenge. I'm not even gonna ask Kitty to see if she can hack into the website's shipping manifest. Not sporting.

[x_multipleman]

x_beast
April 28 2005, 17:32:32 UTC
I'm innocent, I swear! *g* I've had my mind on other things, of late.

Although that golf-ball one is a good one. I trust you saved it for later re-use.

x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 17:34:00 UTC
Yeah, it's a really authentic-looking gag.

Should I maybe come down for a checkup, considering what my blood pressure did when I saw it? :)


x_beast
April 28 2005, 17:37:23 UTC
That's a good idea.

I can trial the experimental treatment of high blood pressure with candy. I know it always makes ME feel better.


x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 17:38:03 UTC
Now that's the kind of experimental medicine I can get behind. Doc, you're a genius.


x_beast
April 28 2005, 17:55:29 UTC
Tested and certified. *g* You like ginger candy? I have some very nice ginger candy.


x_crowdofone
April 28 2005, 18:20:44 UTC
I dunno if I've ever had ginger candy. Clearly I need to find out.


x_madelyn
April 28 2005, 19:37:31 UTC
Ginger candy is good. :) And the best part is, if you eat too much, it helps with the stomach ache, being ginger...

[x_multipleman]

x_polarisstar
April 28 2005, 19:40:36 UTC
I wish I was that clever. But I've never pranked you without help.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 06:13:13 UTC
That's not a no. Did you do it with help?

I can do my Good Cop, Bad Cop routine if that'd help. :)


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 08:55:44 UTC
Then let me unqualify that because I crack under pressure.

Nothing up my sleeve. I had nothing to do with it.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:01:54 UTC
Darnit. I have this whole list of cynical Law-and-Orderesque wisecracks I was gonna use during the interrogation.


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:03:02 UTC
Sorry to spoil the fun.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:11:22 UTC
S'okay, I don't really have the face to pull it off. Not saggy enough to really sell world-weary and jaded.

Although that makes me wonder if I could do District Attorney Alvin Chipmunk.


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:13:22 UTC
...you frighten me.

(Pssst. I get my cast off today. This calls for chocolate covered strawberries.)


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:18:11 UTC
C'mon, you know you wanna see some of that good old Adam Schiff pessimism in a cheery falsetto.

(Woohoo! I'll go melt the chocolate.)


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:27:57 UTC
Maybe at your stand-up comedy opening. Not while I'm being interrogated regarding my involvement in a prank.

(Yay!)

[x_multipleman]

x_cable
April 28 2005, 21:13:12 UTC
Damn. That's downright brilliant.

Uh. I mean, downright low and nasty. Right.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 06:15:58 UTC
It was both. I think I had an actual heart hiccup. Whoever did it is good. (Was it you?)

This not-taking-credit thing they're doing is what's really driving me nuts.


x_cable
April 29 2005, 07:46:34 UTC
Nah, I specialize in poltergeists and other nasty TK tricks.