GYAAAH!

[x_multipleman]

Okay. So. My mystery assailant, if it is indeed only one person and not a conspiracy, strikes again. And has decided to go straight for the heart attack this time. I would just like to note that this is an evil, evil thing to do to a man with a classic sports car. Unfortunately, Mr. Ferguson doesn't divulge his sales records even to long-term and valued customers, so I still don't know who's doing it! (Lorna? Doc McCoy?)

I will find out. Oh yes. I will find out.

Comments

[x_multipleman]

x_polarisstar
April 28 2005, 19:40:36 UTC
I wish I was that clever. But I've never pranked you without help.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 06:13:13 UTC
That's not a no. Did you do it with help?

I can do my Good Cop, Bad Cop routine if that'd help. :)


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 08:55:44 UTC
Then let me unqualify that because I crack under pressure.

Nothing up my sleeve. I had nothing to do with it.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:01:54 UTC
Darnit. I have this whole list of cynical Law-and-Orderesque wisecracks I was gonna use during the interrogation.


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:03:02 UTC
Sorry to spoil the fun.


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:11:22 UTC
S'okay, I don't really have the face to pull it off. Not saggy enough to really sell world-weary and jaded.

Although that makes me wonder if I could do District Attorney Alvin Chipmunk.


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:13:22 UTC
...you frighten me.

(Pssst. I get my cast off today. This calls for chocolate covered strawberries.)


x_crowdofone
April 29 2005, 09:18:11 UTC
C'mon, you know you wanna see some of that good old Adam Schiff pessimism in a cheery falsetto.

(Woohoo! I'll go melt the chocolate.)


x_polarisstar
April 29 2005, 09:27:57 UTC
Maybe at your stand-up comedy opening. Not while I'm being interrogated regarding my involvement in a prank.

(Yay!)